May 2013
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May 19th
118,638 notes
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PSA: The deadly flower in my Mother's Day bouquet.
kyrax2: I want to write a quick note to everyone, because this is something I didn’t know, and I really, really wish I had. A dear friend gave me a lovely bouquet for Mother’s Day.  Included among the flowers were a couple of stargazer lilies.  You all know what lilies look like, they’re those trumpet-shaped flowers in pink or white or orange, with lots of pollen.  If you’re not positive,...
May 16th
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May 16th
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store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
May 12th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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ninihoho: ninihoho: why did the blond fail her calculus test she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa
May 9th
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[[MORE]]Sometimes I get the urge to hide away from everyone and everything. When I’m at home, it’s to escape to my closet. When I’m at school, it’s to crawl under a desk or hide in a corner or something. I just wanna curl up in a ball and close my eyes to block everything out. I’ve been getting these a lot lately… Merp.
May 9th
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[[MORE]]shut the FUCK UP you freaking bitch. this is why i don’t tell you anything, because you just fucking go off about it and get yourself even madder and fucking work yourself up blaming me for fucking everything. i can’t wait till i get the fuck out of your house, bitch. i know i mess up but don’t you dare act fucking superior over me like you’re such a fucking perfect...
May 3rd
April 2013
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[[MORE]]sigh…. so many mixed feelings about tonight…. Well, seniors lost to c/o 2014, the juniors. I feel sad about it all, but I can’t say I’m surprised that we lost. We had less than 2 months of practice, and our class is known for goofing off. I still love my class, though. I’m just disappointed because I know we could have done better if everyone just cared more....
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 22nd
20,715 notes
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safety-in-recovery: I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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People who make the same face in every picture.
bellatrixstolethetardis: ohmygogapplejuice: cristyendara: Lindsey Lohan: Beyonce: Duck-Face Girl: Paris Hilton: Nick Jonas: Lady Gaga: Paula Dean: Kristen Stewart: Brock: fucK I LAUGHIED TOO HARD LOL Brock’s mouth moves more than the other’s
Apr 22nd
352,169 notes
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OMFG PARENTS
me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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[[MORE]]Sad eyes today….
Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
290,466 notes
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The Eleventh Blog: before-series-three: there’s... →
doctorwho: the-eleventh-blog: before-series-three: there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE [HECK] IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went,...
Apr 14th
101,451 notes
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Which one would break Tumblr faster?
theannieplanet: left-my-heart-in-asgard: doctordonna10: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 1. Destiel becoming canon 2. Sherlock Series 3 3. Doctor Who 50th Anniversary bringing back Rose and Tentoo or just in general 4. Johnlock becoming canon 5. New Harry Potter book WHAT IF ALL 5 HAPPENED “I’m sorry, but our site is currently down because we’re afraid you’re all going to fuck...
Apr 14th
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its 4 AM why dont i sneak down stairs and make myself a three course meal
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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[[MORE]]Well, there went my self-worth down the drain….
Apr 10th
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Apr 7th
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If Tumblr Can Help a Guy Get a Chicken... →
negacrow: askshi: forasmallerheart: waywardweemer-goat: askshi: Hello. My name is Neoma Lindley, and I live with a condition called ‘pseudo-tumor cerebri’, a form of IIH (idiopathic inter-cranial hypertension). This condition causes severe migraines, vision problems, and at times leaves me in such pain that I can’t function. Treatment for this condition is a lumbar puncture and tap, to...
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 2nd
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March 2013
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Mar 30th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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narobe: hush hush little laptop dont you cry momma is gonna find you some more wifi
Mar 24th
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THIS IS POTENTIALLY REALLY IMPORTANT:
ohmariesmiles: I have someone staying in my hotel tonight that made me think that this would be worth sharing here. If you are running away/trying to hide from someone that is frightening, abusing, harassing you, and you find yourself staying in a hotel to avoid being found, there’s an extra precaution you can take. When you check in, ask the front desk clerk to put you as “Unlisted”. They’ll...
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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5 of My Studying Tips That May Be Useful
psych-facts: Neurolove’s General Studying Tips Plans  Studying Tips To Help Improve Your Memory Going to College/University Freshmen Tips 9 Tips To Help You Focus Simple Exam Studying Tips Regarding Fatigue  
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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When people actually go out and have social lives.
sodamnrelatable:   (More here)
Mar 24th
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balkhy: roughrimjob: balkhy: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
49 notes
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Worst feelings in the world
datekougyous: Failing a test you studied really hard for Getting replaced in a friendship Getting ignored  Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled Having to fight back tears in front of people Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else Goodbyes Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply
Mar 23rd
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[[MORE]]WHAT. THE. HELL. LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. IF A SCHOLARSHIP HAS ITS DUE DATE FOR 5PM FOR MONTHS BEFOREHAND, THEN IT SHOULD NOT JUST CHANGE TO 4:15PM. IF ANYTHING, IT SHOULD BE PUSHED BACK LATER. EFF YOU, STUPID KAPF SCHOLARSHIPS. I WAS GOING TO SKIP GOING OUT TO BUY A LITTLE FISH FOR MY COUSIN’S THIRD BIRTHDAY JUST FOR THIS STUPID SCHOLARSHIP, BUT NOW I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO...
Mar 23rd
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[[MORE]]you know, if i’m nice enough to lend you my earphones, you should have the common courtesy to take care of them. just in case you don’t understand what the phrase “take care of” means, let me just outline it for you here: don’t freaking blast my earphones, especially when i’m close enough to hear it. wipe your nasty earwax off before you give it back...
Mar 14th