| store guy: | /extensively stares at boobs |
| me: | yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts? |
| store guy: | oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt |
| me: | ... why are you taking your shirt off now |
| store guy: | /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee |
| me: | /looks down at her captain america tee |
| store guy: | /happy seal-clapping |
| me: | oh my god we match |
| store guy: | if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it! |



